https://whattodoifahotdogattacksyou.com alex epton Fri, 12 Dec 2025 12:45:48 +0000 https://whattodoifahotdogattacksyou.com en https://whattodoifahotdogattacksyou.com/new-home Fri, 12 Dec 2025 12:45:48 +0000 alex epton https://whattodoifahotdogattacksyou.com/new-home WHAT TO DO IF A HOT DOG ATTACKS YOU: _________________________________ 1. Don’t eat the hot dog until it’s dead. 2. Don’t just stand there. 3. Grab the baseball bat. 4. Don’t let it bonk you. <img width="976" height="803" width_o="976" height_o="803" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a589b6c620283b3b7fc66db758e5827e7ea72b8bb1db070abcb10b05bb738e72/dog.PNG" data-mid="241734398" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/976/i/a589b6c620283b3b7fc66db758e5827e7ea72b8bb1db070abcb10b05bb738e72/dog.PNG" /> https://whattodoifahotdogattacksyou.com/Film-Work Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:43:57 +0000 alex epton https://whattodoifahotdogattacksyou.com/Film-Work Film work 3OHA 3OHA 3OHA 3OHA “Clayton Vomero, with the curiosity of an entomologist, examines the post-Soviet cultural space formed in the era of consumption, neo-feudalism, simulacra and endless chaos. Here the grandmother sings the advertising jingle of Coca-Cola under her breath, here the representatives of the Bonchinche voghouse jump on the bed, here the rapper philosopher Husky, locked in a car, talks about culture, and the monumental Artemy Troitsky recalls his youth, here’s a guy who trades fake sneakers, and girls from Vladimir live on the net. Russian and Ukrainian young people testify to how the empire collapsed and culture surrendered to consumerism without a fight. Strange as it may seem, the main musical hero is Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake - almost all the heroes recall August 1991.” - Коммерса́нтъ 3OHA 3OHA 3OHA 3OHA&nbsp; <img width="1000" height="1000" width_o="1000" height_o="1000" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/9527629c608964fdb740d58fd85ff01c272f723dd8c04b505e7fdde5ef495200/3oha.jpg" data-mid="141173295" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/9527629c608964fdb740d58fd85ff01c272f723dd8c04b505e7fdde5ef495200/3oha.jpg" /> soundtrack available on SA recordings PAI NOSSO PAI NOSSO from Clayton Vomero on Vimeo. "Throughout Pai Nosso (“Our Father”), an emotive short documentary directed by Clayton Vomero and produced in collaboration with The FADER, 23-year-old DJ and producer Firmeza grapples with questions of loneliness and faith. He says, unequivocally, he is not religious; but he laughs off the idea that heaven doesn’t exist. For him the truth is something unknowable, something in between. The intimate film follows him not only as he tackles these big topics, but as he eats in his kitchen, creates music in his studio, and walks around his neighborhood, Quinto Do Mocho in Lisbon, shooting the shit with his friends about dating girls. Simmering beneath these domestic scenes, darkly omnipresent, are two intertwined things: the tight, dense percussion of Firmeza’s music, and the subject of his father, who passed away in 2015." -The FADER JUVENILE JUVENILE from Jovan Todorovic on Vimeo. Journey through the walls of the largest juvenile correctional facility in the Balkans as director Jovan Todorovic allows his audience a glimpse into the harsh world of a nation’s troubled youth. Spending a year in the company of Serbian young offenders, Todorovic and his small crew provide a surprisingly cinematic view of everyday life in this detention centre in this candid 17-minute documentary. FILMMAKER WEBSITE GANG GANG Trailer from Clayton Vomero on Vimeo. https://whattodoifahotdogattacksyou.com/InteractiveAudio Fri, 29 Apr 2022 19:53:38 +0000 alex epton https://whattodoifahotdogattacksyou.com/InteractiveAudio INTERACTIVE AUDIO Musical Callbacks usingFMOD and Command Instruments: what if we could keep track of what key the music is in , then play an event from unity that corresponds with that key Techniques one way to accomplish this with FMOD and unity is to go into the low level code to get FMOD timeline callbacks. the typcal use case for this is for rhythmn games and it is covered in the FMOD documentation [here](https://www.fmod.com/docs/2.00/unity/examples-timeline-callbacks.html) using the timeline callback technique you would need to put a marker denoting the change on each bar where your chords change *and* you would need to figure out a way to parse your marker data from any other timeline markers you might be using for transitions in FMOD. for example if you have destination markers for denoting sections of your music ( Intro, exploration, combat, etc.... ) *and* you're getting your chord / key information from markers, then you would need to parse out those two streams of data back on the unity / c# side. Another simpler method i came up with is as follows: it's a much simpler setup on the c# side and about the same amount of work in FMOD. within FMOD you can create a region on an audio track called a command instrument. you can use command instuments to change parameters within FMOD. if we make a global variable in FMOD we can increment it with command instruments, per chord change, and then read it back using getParameterByID...without setting up all the boilerplate for proper timeline callbacks. your global parameter can be an enum or an integer, whatever's easy to read back on the unity side. Implementation set up your level music event instance and play it: void Start() { string levelMusic = LevelMusicHook.instance.levelMusic; // what to play if (levelMusic != null) { musicPlayEvent = RuntimeManager.CreateInstance(levelMusic); musicPlayEvent.start(); } } then when we get a request to play a stinger ( or whatever other event you want ) ...we can play the appropriate one by checking against our chordID global parameter and passing that back to FMOD. for the code below to work properly it's important that those stinger events are named according to whatever logic you set up in the second line of the function... and that the audio *files are in the same directory* as the event that they are meant to match up with. another potential gotcha here is you need to read back the "final value" parameter of your global parameter. this final value gives the value of the parameter *after* any processing internal to FMOD ie. being changed by another instrument. in this case a command instrument. more here public void RequestPlayStinger() { RuntimeManager.StudioSystem.getParameterByID(chordID, out float value, out float finalvalue); string stingerPath = LevelMusicHook.instance.levelMusic + "_Chord_" + finalvalue; print("stinger path" + stingerPath); RuntimeManager.PlayOneShot(stingerPath); } Setup the FMOD setup looks like this. there's a command instrument every chord change that sets a global parameter called chord. this all happens inside fmod and is read back using getParameterByID the marker track is tidy and readable and our chord info has it's own lane!&nbsp;<img width="1920" height="1080" width_o="1920" height_o="1080" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/3aec322d817088620b3c38309c3f325ae613cfcc3e7a9ba2aac58b00278a0f51/Screenshot-21.png" data-mid="165984927" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/3aec322d817088620b3c38309c3f325ae613cfcc3e7a9ba2aac58b00278a0f51/Screenshot-21.png" /> <img width="1920" height="1080" width_o="1920" height_o="1080" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/07bd607e573f0acdb4cc109fec7bbbd67a313168a4bedacdd4eb07bc2619c1a1/Screenshot-20.png" data-mid="165984941" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/07bd607e573f0acdb4cc109fec7bbbd67a313168a4bedacdd4eb07bc2619c1a1/Screenshot-20.png" /> here’s a video showing this system in action. plus a couple of examples of interactive music implementation: https://whattodoifahotdogattacksyou.com/Commisions Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:54:16 +0000 alex epton https://whattodoifahotdogattacksyou.com/Commisions Film workNIKE JAPAN Nike Japan - You Can't Stop The Future from Jovan Todorovic on Vimeo. NIKE KOREA Nike Korea Inclusive Playground dir. Glue Society NIKE KOREA 새로운 미래 A New Day | Play New | Nike Korea (2021) from Shinya Kamata on Vimeo.Agency: Wieden+Kennedy TokyoDirector: Natalie RaeProduction: Object &amp; AnimalLocal Service Production: Nine Tailed FoxEdit: Trim Editor “As with the saying that one must break out of the old world to be born new, I believe that no matter how hard it is to move forward a new chapter for change, if someone does not speak out, we will be just stuck in a long-standing vicious cycle of many unfair practices.” These are the words of world champion speed skater Shim Sukhee, who made international news for her bravery in speaking out against abuse in the Korean sports world. “A New Day” celebrates the joy of sports – not defined by competition, excellence, or rigidity, but instead of inclusion, fun and breaking the boundaries of what sport means for all people and their communities. ON RUNNING&nbsp;director Clayton Vomerodp Sasha Kulakproduction SOMESUCHproducer Tom BirminghamProduction manager Jack Filtnessrunners Chris Thompson, Eleanor Dunlop, Modupe Shokunb, Siu Hei Chung, Owen EbodorON RUNNING, 2021 and their communities. MARCO O’POLO DIRECTED BY JONAS LINDSTRÖM https://whattodoifahotdogattacksyou.com/Selected-Discography Fri, 02 Oct 2015 13:35:45 +0000 alex epton https://whattodoifahotdogattacksyou.com/Selected-Discography Nike Korea “A New Day”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SBsT032jVI&amp;ab_channel=NikeKorea composer / producer / mixer Nike Japan “The Future Isnt Waiting” tv spot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G02u6sN_sRc&amp;ab_channel=NIKEJAPAN &nbsp; composer / producer / mixer ON running “ This Run is Dedicated to You” tv spothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzw8LuUsKJ4&amp;ab_channel=On composer / producer / mixer DELI GIRLS “BOSS” LP additional producer/ mixer BABA ALI “All These Wires” Mixer RAHILL “note to self” / “Nazilla” writer/ producer /engineer /mixer BECCS “ such a love”&nbsp; mixer INFINITE “LIGHTNING” producer / mixer TONY SELTZER and ADRIAN LAU“AVENUES” LP mixer / mastering &nbsp; ARCA KiCK mixer LISS “off today” “ fool for you” MIXER METH MATH“POMPI” EPmixer&nbsp; TONY SELTZER x WIFI GAWD HEAT CHECK VOL2 mixer DELI GIIRLS “no such thing as good and evil” addl prod / engineering&nbsp; / and mix CARLOS TRULY“CANAL” EPmixer / additional production FKA TWIGS “Day Bed” from magdalene programming / engineering NEON INDIAN“toyota man” singlemixer/ addl production &nbsp; WIKI “OOFIE” LP exec producer/ “freaks” and “vidal” producer and mixerWIKI “eggs” (prod madlib) -mixed Jay Critch “smutty” (intro) synthesizer OK LOU “Samuel” engineering / vocal production MIKE “tears of joy”&nbsp; LP MIX NATHAN BAJAR “playroom” LP MIX CALEB GILES “under the shade” LP MIX 3OHA - directed by Clayton Vomero -composed and mixed OST ft. Lucinda Chua Holy Ghost - "epton on broadway pt1" -additional production Mads Langer "tag mid med" (Sony) (#1 denmark) -mixed Escort- singles "city life" "josephine" "slide" -mixed Mal Devisa -LP "shade and the little creature" -engineer / producer WIKI- singles "cheat codes" and "Elixer" (XL) -mixed HAWA- singles "might be" and "I'm safe"(4AD) -mixed Marie Key LP - giganter (sony) -mixed Major League Soccer commercial 2018 - composed and mixed OST David Byrne - LP American Utopia (nonesuch) -engineer PAI NOSSO composed and mixed OST https://vimeo.com/247846808 Mal Devisa -single "Crowd Pleaser" recorded, produced, mixed WIKI LP "No Mountains in Manhattan" (XL) engineered, album producer, mixed AJ TRACEY “HAtin On Gang” ft. remy banks producer / mixer MIKE - LP: "may god bless your hustle" recorded / mixed FKA twigs - single: "trust in me" (for NIKE campaign) mixed Marie Key - singles: "Giganter" "Bruge Dig" mixer Beach Fossils - LP: "somersault" mixed No Life -EP "you will not survive the state of new york" mixed secret circle -singles "my way" "tube socks" mixed Alex Frankel- EP "Negative Space" mixed Neon Indian -LP "vega international night school" mixed / additional production amber mark -singles:"monsoon" / "Way back" mixing and additional production JUVENILE composed and mixed OST https://vimeo.com/160994809 GANG composed and mixed OST https://vimeo.com/121159129 Holy Ghost -EP: "Crime cuts" mixing , additional recording Larry gus -LP: "i need new eyes" mixed prince rama -LP:"extreme now" produced and mixed Jamie XX -single:"Good Times" (Skepta remix ) Edited and Mixed Gang Gang Dance -LP: "eye contact" vocal recording / production Kali Uchis- singles: "lottery" and "melting" recorded and produced The Kills - LP: "Midnight Boom" produced WinWin -LPs: self titled, "primaries" and "double vision" produced, engineered, mixed Willis Earl Beal -Single:"hole in the roof" produced Spank Rock - LP: "yoyoyoyoyo" recorded/ produced peaches -single: "burst!" produced ratking -LP: "so it goes" additional engineering Vampire weekend -single: "step" (remix) edited / mixed the death set -LP: " michel poiccard" produced / mixed kele -LP: "the boxer" produced / mixed Bjork -single: "earth intruders" remixed TV on the radio -single: "will do" remixed Kylie minogue -single: "all the lovers" remixed